fierceawakening:

pvysygpvysivjc-deactivated20250:

my official stance is a pregnancy is whatever the pregnant woman wants it to be. if it’s a 4 week old clump of cells and she wants to call it a baby it’s a baby. if she’s 20 weeks and she wants to call it a parasite it’s a parasite. if she’s 39 weeks and calls it a fetus it’s a fetus. “why are you so sad about miscarrying at 6 weeks it was literally just an embryo” because that was her baby. “how can you get an abortion at three months” because that wasn’t a baby. hope that helps.

This is pretty much the only take that makes any sense to me.

“It’s just a lump of cells!” Doesn’t matter, so am I and so are you. Abortion is morally acceptable not because of relative lumpiness but because of bodily autonomy.

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saltysocksniffer:

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sandersstudies:

So rude that you can’t say “okay, I’m done thinking about that” and then actually stop thinking about it

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lunarriviera:

kosmogrl:

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sixty-silver-wishes:

I love it when headlines get cut off

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only-cat-memes:

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identitty-dickruption:

the amount of ableism directed towards people with allergies is insane. like quite frankly. why the fuck are you going out of your way to give someone an allergic reaction? why do people spend so much energy whinging about there being food options for someone with an allergy? “boohoo if I’m not allowed to eat nuts in a public place you’re violating my rights” well you’re violating the right for people with nut allergies to be able to live healthy lives so what now. it seriously shouldn’t be this hard

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nanapup:

tiny plushie in a warm room says “is it a little stuffie in here or is it just me?”

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catilinas:

you should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. what do you mean i have to do it again

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hypokeimena:

taragrimface:

utopians:

utopians:

man how the hell is this stupid ass sport legal. why do we funnel HIGH SCHOOLERS into this

jesus christ????

what the fuck.

#the worst is when a kid fucking dies #and his parents try to raise awareness that your kid could fucking die #but all they get is other parents telling them their kid died because he was bad at football

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guavagyal:

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we’re literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you’re not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

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egberts:

egberts:

*reconstructs your deconstructed meal*

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voyagerprobe:

I didn’t google it i duckduckwent it

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cryoverkiltmilk:

a3poify:

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

Thank you for the intrusive thought to carry into my Excel training this afternoon.

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hbbisenieks:

ralfmaximus:

The kids are doing fine.

I worked in IT at a private school for a grip, and the fifth grade boys got busted for using a shared google doc named “da chat” to get around the restrictions on messaging platforms almost a decade ago.

Kids. Kids never change

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